July 2012
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HALF PRICE
Venus and Penis is now half price! Grab your copy for only £1.50 here! https://www.etsy.com/listing/101500551/venus-and-penis-issue-one-dating-game
Jul 19th
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June 2012
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THANK YOU
Thanks to everyone that has purchased Venus and Penis so far, we hope you enjoy our dating stories! Still got some copies left, make sure you grab yourself one for £3 here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/101500551/venus-and-penis-issue-one-dating-game
Jun 19th
jessesuitcasey asked: Hi there! I'm in the midst of creating a zine and just wondered if you could shed any light on printing? Like did you print it yourself or contact a company? And how much did it cost etc etc etc! Any advice you could give me would be brilliant! Jesse xx
Jun 11th
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ONLINE SHOP
If you didn’t manage to grab yourself a copy of Venus and Penis: The Dating Game at Nottingham Zine Fair, then don’t worry, our shop is now open online! Check it out here http://www.etsy.com/listing/101500551/venus-and-penis-issue-one-dating-game
Jun 8th
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EURO 2012
Ladies, don’t expect to have a date in the next three weeks as the boys will be busy down the pub… however Fellas, if you ignore your girlfriends during this football season expect the only balls to be kicked are your own.
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
VENUS AND PENIS AVAILABLE ONLINE NOW! →
Jun 6th
QUEEN!
We love the Queen and the Royal Family even more than we did before, so proud to be British at the moment. Hope you’re all having a lovely Jubilee weekend!
Jun 5th
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SUMMER!
So Hannah and Jack are off home for the summer so Venus and Penis will be taking a little break. However, we will keep you updated on what we’re doing and maybe have some summer stories to tell. We’re in the process of setting up our online shop so stay peeled for that link later on next week! Hope you’ve enjoyed our first issue and there’ll be exciting things to come from...
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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Anonymous asked: hello! I was at notts today but ran out of money by the time i realised the fair was on BOTH sides of the bar upstairs. could i possibly order the zine online? the title made me laugh so i had to google it =P
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May 25th
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DONE
If only our Dates went as well as our final presentation today. We’re two happy puppies. Get ready to buy Venus + Penis this Saturday at Spanky Van Dyke’s for £2.50. We’ll probably be the cheapest date ever!
May 24th
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25 DEGREES
England has hit 25 degrees, out come the sunglasses, legs and old man breasts. Wonderful. 
May 22nd
May 17th
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£2.50!
Venus and Penis will be sold for the bargain price of £2.50 - the cheapest date you’ll ever have! Come and buy us!
May 17th
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May 16th
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PRINT
…off to the printers this morning to see our Venus and Penis Fanzine come to life! Exciting!
May 16th
VENUS + PENIS FINALISED
Venus and Penis will be completed today! Keep your eyes peeled for snippets of our Zine here! The full version will be available online and in print one the 26th May 2012!
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2012
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NOTTINGHAM ZINE FAIR
Venus + Penis will be available in Print to buy at Nottingham Zine Fair, at Spanky Van Dykes on 25th May 2012. Still deciding upon a price but will get back to you all soon!
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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ROYAL WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
We wonder what Will and Kate’s first date was like? Clearly it went well! Happy Royal Anniversary!
Apr 29th
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DID YOU KNOW
On average Ladies speak around 7,000 words a day in comparison with 2,000 coming from the Fellas. …well in a Man’s defense we can’t get a word-in-edge ways. In a Woman’s defense, you men never listen so we have to tell you more so it gets into your brains. The Men vs. Women battle continues. 
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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BEHIND THE BIKESHED CHAT UP LINE
“Baby I’ll treat you like my home work, I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.” Safe to say this boy did not receive a date but received epic LAD points from his mates.
Apr 27th
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RON'S CHAT UP LINE TO HERMIONE
‘Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus’ Oh Ronald, that line could have saved you 10 years of graft on good old Hermione.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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OH, HARRY!
‘Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?’ Harry was the smooth criminal of Hogwarts. 
Apr 26th
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BEST + WORST CHAT UP LINES!
We want to hear them! Send your best and worst to either our Twitter, Facebook or Email. The best will get published within our Zine!
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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FUMBLE + VICE
Exciting day planned tomorrow. Shall be hitting the FCP Fumble event (Fashion Jumble) hunting for some bargains + then heading out for the Vice Issue Launch party at night. Been running over some exciting ideas for Editorials today. Watch this space.
Apr 25th
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